This is one of them cars that you look at and it’s not quite made it. It’s got the 17’s on, but the whole thing hasn’t been lowered enough. It needs some side skirts and a couple of other things… it just looks not quite finished. Oh well, this car was featured in REVS over 3 years ago, so it’s probably been written off or completely changed anyway now. Thank the lord!

Now this is bloody uglyyyyyyyyyyyy. It’s like the Evolution 205 (off white colour). Why people defy the laws of sense and paint their cars this colour is anyone’s guess and who am I to argue. TECH SPEC: Engine: 1905cc Mi16v Motor, Mongoose steel exhaust system, DTM tailpipes, Pipercross induction kit. Suspension: De Carbon shocks on the front with 30mm Evo springs, Front Sparco strut brace, Lowered rear torsion bar (one spline!) Wheels & Tyres: 7x17” League 037’s Alloys,, 205/40/17 Uniroyal RTT1 Rubber, Body-Styling: De-locked and de-badged, Ecosse Antares front bumper, Twin headlight conversion, Gutmann front grille, PMC roof spoiler with brake light, Smooth rear boot panel, Kool Motorsport rear window wiper, Automatic bonnet with R19 bonnet vent, Mk2 Golf side repeaters, Ecosse smoked rear lamp clusters, 306Gti aerial, Dimma fuel cap and Porsche style splitter.

It’s got all the ingredients, but they haven’t bonded very well. Let this monstrosity be a lesson to you all.